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Ds Demotivational Poster


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
That is fucking funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am
"punisher" was shit movie


FRIENDS - We All Have One Just Like That


TAGS: friends
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

IntNox - July 22, 2010, 6:35 am
maybe he save himself from a STD
guyfox - July 18, 2010, 5:10 pm
epic fail on his part
TheTrashHeap - June 15, 2010, 1:43 pm
Retrochcop = 1L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2010, 11:11 am
cottage cheese. 1L


TOC - Sometimes a girl just wants to be alone to have fun...Nobody deserves to be in HELL all the time.




DELUSION -


TAGS: anime redheads jaded iceman
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:46 pm
Been a very long time, but I think that's Brock from Pokemon, Dan. Also... from her position, I kind of suspect she is attracted. No?
dandudeamiga - April 12, 2011, 11:19 pm
Nice! Just curious...which anime TV is this from?
kirayagami - October 13, 2010, 5:07 am
wow!yummmy!!!!!!


DRIVE-THRU STRIPPER -




GREY SCORPION - A TRIBUTE -




MY TIRE WAS THUMPING... - I thought it was flat, When I looked at the tire...I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~Kenmark Greeting Cards~




DS CAT - Don't you dare interrupt his Poke'mon




DSL - Pictured here in the blonde and brunette version


TAGS: girls dsl s
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by thegreenranger

Azzameen85 - October 4, 2011, 11:33 am
My tought was "Damn Small Linux"...
thegreenranger - February 10, 2010, 10:19 am
I think I'm willing to risk it
rerun - February 10, 2010, 10:17 am

Just agree w/ TOC, probably a carrier
thegreenranger - February 10, 2010, 9:39 am
are you guys saying you wouldn't tap the brunette girl? you must be out of your minds
lesterinside - February 10, 2010, 9:38 am
You can't tap it nor hit it but i'm sure it's already pinged.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 8:42 am

I didn't say I would tap or hit it, just commenting on looks overall. You know you are my one and only Moti-Chick
thatonechick - February 10, 2010, 8:35 am
What? They'll be hot in boys' eyes up until their dick starts itching. Then they'll just be nasty.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 8:26 am

brunette is hot, blonde is scary.
thegreenranger - February 10, 2010, 8:04 am
thank you Bovee
IllicoPresto - February 8, 2010, 4:36 pm
Alas, it's the duck face, the stupidest look on the Internets.
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 4:36 pm
know
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 4:35 pm
I just wanna how many of the people that gave this 1L know what DSL he is talking about? I liked it Ranger.
Derek - February 8, 2010, 4:24 pm
Seriously bee-stung lips


GINGER KIDS - When will they find a cure?




UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -


TAGS: moods body language
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 12, 2014, 1:55 pm
Ah the better to run down...um...your...NSFW...teehee!
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:53 pm
If she's hold a gun then she's just a Southern girl chilling out.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:51 pm
I will say, those nails kinda gross out me.
SLOHAND62 - March 30, 2013, 2:57 am
Nice nails for making sammiches..5L's
szo850 - March 24, 2013, 2:16 pm
Same goes for her feet. If they are are behind her ears, she like you.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:05 am
Are they holding a pillow?
JesusWept - March 19, 2013, 9:55 pm
Women's hands often land on my face. Not sure why XD
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 9:24 am
thank you
mariand - March 14, 2013, 6:55 am
lol, yeah... because that sign with the middle finger is such a common gesture...hehehe


HE'S CLIMBING YO' WINDOWS - HE'S SNATCHIN YO' PEOPLE UP


TAGS: antoine dodson rape peter pan
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Parizer

440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:24 pm
You needed more of the actual quote, repost this with more of the quote . Either way ill be posting this too my facebook page.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
clever, 4L's
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm

although i'm usuall eye to eye with you dude, i'm sorry....this is epic. i 5L'd it.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:15 pm
The idea of this is rather funny but your execution failed big time.


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .


TAGS: redneck murder dna dental records
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:45 am
I luvs me a good redneck joke and even moe a good redneck murder...yee haa! 5L jus cuz it's redneck worthy.


DIRE FACEBOOK WARNING - YIKES!




FRIENDSHIP - is sitting next to the drunk asshole nobody else wants to sit next to.




KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am
lol


HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.


TAGS: heavy metal music awesome kids
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Mega48man - January 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
my god, i never knew there was a bad crowd in a genre i loved so much so long ago... blind gaurdian wrote some pretty sweet stuff to.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:12 am
Blind Guardian.... poser metal.... *eye twitch*
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:43 am
Blind Guardian and Hammerfall... Epic Poser Metal... *puke*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:35 am
and someone needs to put a anvil on that Hammer *shrug*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:34 am
um can we get verification that the Ginger is a Female O_o ??


GENETICALLY MODIFIED GOODNESS - The Big "M"


TAGS: hands down winner
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:12 pm
I Worked At A PLaces Next Door To One What A Smell .


DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS -




FRIENDS -


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm
To true! 5L


WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.


TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions


DECEPTION -


TAGS: quiet shy determine judging retards
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:05 pm
hé hé !
Sean - October 14, 2011, 7:06 pm
Very nicely done. Now I wish even more that the dude wouldn't smirk every time he looks at me.
conundrum - October 14, 2011, 6:32 pm
Wow! a poster of me! I Like!
Reality Lord - October 14, 2011, 5:39 pm

lolz...ditto
crankyhead - October 14, 2011, 4:14 pm
5uperb!


BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.


TAGS: dogs friendship love puppies
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Bizy

Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:56 pm
You should submit this to Moti-twist as well


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


TRUE FRIEND -


TAGS: friendship
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gas

spacedog - July 27, 2011, 11:15 pm
Awe5ome.
gas - July 27, 2011, 5:49 pm
thanks :p
Verdeckt - July 27, 2011, 5:42 pm
5weet


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: couple cards marriage
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - February 1, 2011, 8:25 am
as you sit there holding Aces and Eights....5L
rerun - January 31, 2011, 8:16 pm

Oh so true.
Faceplant31 - January 31, 2011, 7:16 pm
They don't know sh!t and thats why i'm cleaning my boots off after stomping that last little timmy.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 6:52 pm

p'fffft ....what do they know.
Airman - January 31, 2011, 6:36 pm
thx RL.. not everyone agrees
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 4:35 pm

awesome ...as ususal dude
MilDoc - January 31, 2011, 12:54 pm
Nice! Posted like a true narried man! 5L


THE REDSKINS - WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS THEIR SHAME


TAGS: redskins facepalm shame
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by WTF

Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 10:25 pm
The Eagles, I mean.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 10:24 pm
Why they'd want to trade their best player to a division rival is beyond my comprehension.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 9:47 pm
I wondered why I heard requiem bells outside.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 9:42 pm
They just traded for McNabb tonight.
Todd M. - October 20, 2009, 7:24 pm
Oh, as a Redskins fan, this needs to go in the thread i started about Redskins demotivational posters. 5 Lions btw.
camden - October 20, 2009, 6:21 pm
....only the face palm 5 poodles


RETARDS - I know a few.


TAGS: bird owl funny retards
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Sverre

MO - May 5, 2009, 6:49 pm
The original was an absoloute flippin hoot! This one's purdy good as well. This is supposed to be a site for humor and I'm thinking more than some on here are just way to tight....lighten up retards and show me the funny!!!
hater - November 25, 2008, 11:38 am
wow photoshop is gay
Sean - September 1, 2008, 2:49 am
Bit of an "in" joke here, but fuckin' funny. And the one at the top is the stroke of genious here. That one kills me. Bye.


REDHEAD EXTINCTION - Redheads will become extinct in the next 100 years. Thank god I will be dead




GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


SUPER RETARD - He has the strength of regular superman on steroids and meth ... and the brains too.


TAGS: retards superman
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by mrawesomo

Fuckyous - July 16, 2013, 5:36 pm
That's so not nice yous have no hearts


PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"




THE CHURCH OF BEAVIS CHRIST - of Latter-Day Buttheads




Sometimes -


TAGS: angry clouds
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

K0rNb4LL - September 3, 2013, 1:43 pm
Well that's a relief. After all the Christian's talk about how God was gonna smite us I figured the big guy had something slightly more sinister in mind.
chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 10:40 pm
Thanks much for the 5L's crotchety! This pic was posted online today by some guy in Scotland who was out for a walk and saw this.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 12:19 pm
Oh, like, my God! I've seen similar formations! 5 cloud shaped lions!


HAHAHAHAHA - Let's face it, you'll probably be eaten by a lion anyway.


TAGS: aids black africa funny sweet
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Mitchell

Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
Forget Hell. The worst thing they can do is to reincarnate us! 5Ls!
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 12:34 am
LogicDude...Idont think there's an elevator that's goin straight to hell big enough for ALL of us that laughed at this! 5L from me as well!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 9:49 am
I'm going straight to Hell. 5L!
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:44 am
LMAO!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:41 pm
this is terrible....what's worse is I laughed at it. Now I feel terrible about myself.......


LIFE -


TAGS: game death cards think again
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:21 pm
Golden! shared on fb
gas - December 8, 2011, 12:21 pm
..keep picking card5
CloudchaserS - December 8, 2011, 10:26 am
There should be a heavy metal song about this m/om/


DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them




IT'S SIMPLE - Kill the Burger King


TAGS: mcdonalds the joker burger king zomg waffles
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

stavro1 - November 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
you asked
JESSE - June 11, 2009, 10:22 pm
does anyone notice how well of a crop job this is?!
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 3:11 am
Hell of a plan. Epic battle right there.


ANYBODY CAN TELL YOU - that which you WANT to hear, even if it's a lie. A True Friend tells you what you NEED to hear, even if you didn't want to hear it.


TAGS: blacknwhite calender true friends
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 5:55 pm

lol..love the caption DonQ. fan...if you have the raw pic...may i use it over at my site plz. and DonQ...use tyhat caption as a snipe there.
DonQ - May 24, 2012, 3:45 pm
I know it was you Freddo, you broke my heart.
GaryO - May 24, 2012, 1:20 pm
Perfect words for the pic, Campy. The little listener is just soakin’ it all in. MY-T-Fine one here..easy 5L
Reality Lord - May 24, 2012, 12:50 pm

love it. can i ask you drop the raw pic into peoplesniper.com
mariand - May 24, 2012, 12:38 am
very true...


TRUE FRIENDS -




JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?


TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press buttons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling cocky...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...


ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore


TAGS: star wars pope emperor darth vader royal guards catholic
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by jam1977

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 2:56 pm
Duh! Din't you see episodes 2 and 3?
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
So do the Sith like little boys?


WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"


TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you damn kids
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Retserrof

rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door naked with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm
Wow.


DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...


TAGS: simpsons dental plan lisa needs braces lenny
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

airborne173 - March 7, 2009, 12:26 pm
My God you're an idiot! That's from an episode
Dental Plan... - February 11, 2009, 4:20 pm
That's not Lisa!!!


OSAMA BIN LADEN'S HEADSTONE - An Eco Friendly Memorial




TALENT -


TAGS: pointless backwards
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 6:53 am
.sserp ot tnew ti erofeb sdrawkcab tnirp daer ot woh nrael ot dah ew dna ,mrif gnihsilbup a ta krow ot desu I ,yllautcA !L5
Airman - August 12, 2011, 11:37 am
He might have V. I don't remember ever seeing it, but hell, I don't remember if I shaved this morning... I was just excited that I could actually read it... which says a lot about my work day.. zzzz
Verdeckt - August 12, 2011, 6:30 am
?siht od ydaerla soluC t'ndiD
Cloudchaser - August 12, 2011, 1:06 am
L5 .siht gnidaer melborp on dah I
mariand - August 11, 2011, 5:09 pm
hahaha...you had to do thi5
rerun - August 11, 2011, 4:41 pm

!TEEWS


BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.


TAGS: baby cute planning kids strategy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by smcculley

LinkFox101113 - January 10, 2012, 10:37 pm
Get tactical, marines!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 24, 2011, 11:25 pm
chances are this will end up in a daycare center
smcculley - November 24, 2011, 9:33 pm
The little girl is actually my daughter. The boy is my cousin's.
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:05 pm

yo new guy..... niiiiiiiiiiiiiice first poster dude. keep'em coming


M C D O N A L D S - A boom to the wheelbarrow industry.




DESTINY -


TAGS: cards poker money cat pussy
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - January 30, 2012, 9:46 am
lol... thx RL. So tell me, how much do you need?? :D
Reality Lord - January 30, 2012, 7:38 am

typical forseti....epic dude :)
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 5:30 pm
H5GE


SMILE - Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.


TAGS: smiles sunset smiley birds
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by MFS

Sean - July 3, 2010, 8:31 pm
In honor of this poster I just vomitted a happy face.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 2:20 pm
Well said.
rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:22 pm

nice.


ONE OF THOSE DAYS - I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all the questions.


TAGS: guestures moods
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:47 am
You truly suppose she'd fancy a shag...?
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 9:57 am
Yep and would appear to have attitude too...she's a keeper. Thanks for the comment.
sharebear - March 18, 2013, 3:00 am
she's kinda pretty actually
JesusWept - December 29, 2012, 3:19 pm
Nothing new really. Happens once a month :/
maoworks2 - October 27, 2012, 8:09 am
Flip The Bird.


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


THANKSGIVING -




GO ON - You know you want to




BEFORE PARENTS CARED - Violence in the games kids played was never an issue.


TAGS: kids games
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - July 27, 2012, 3:09 pm
Thanks for the comments, glad it caught your attention.
ughomer - July 27, 2012, 7:15 am
Sure beats KICK THE CAN, MP.
CloudchaserS - July 26, 2012, 11:18 pm
Is that a childhood photo of Alice Cooper?
spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:42 pm
Heehee, I bet his name was Timmy. 5L


WEEKENDS - They're pretty much the same everywhere !


TAGS: weekends
Rating: 4.05/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:04 am
Think of the evil that was done to get this picture. lol They poisoned and dog and then THREW it in a toilet. 5/5


9 W0RDS WOMEN USE -


TAGS: words women list motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.44/5

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Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:33 pm
Omygod... This is my mom!! And my gf! and me! Gah!!
Roadki11uk - December 4, 2009, 4:50 am
I'd like to add "thanks a lot" Definitely not to be confused with "thanks" more a you are going to PAY for that one.... 5L
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 1:15 am
Slowly but surely, they come in and down-rate perfection. And with 1 or 2Ls, no less. What the hell?
ronsart - December 2, 2009, 12:39 pm
wife now going around all day saying...whatever...go figure...lol
Ed-Hyde - December 2, 2009, 10:53 am
Yea, my number 6 is "I guess." This list is why I say thank you every morning to my wife. For allowing me to wake up.
erock - December 2, 2009, 12:20 am
their
erock - December 2, 2009, 12:19 am
this is great. they should give this to guys during there engagements so they can learn how to dodge those bullets early. 5 lions too you!
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:47 pm
Let's not forget "I have a headache" - that one is a much deeper sign than just "not tonight"
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 10:43 pm
This is gospel! 5 Whatevers on...um...opposite day.
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 9:56 pm
Perfect Ron. 5 all the way...
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:17 pm
"why would I care?" is my wife's version of "that's ok". Never mind that she does care enough to murder me in my sleep if I go ahead and do the thing she "doesn't care" about. I think every husband a a different version of #6, but these are all dead on.
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:13 pm
5 nights on the couch for you!
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:12 pm
"Do what ever you want" is the land mine I always find
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:09 pm
5 "Yes Dear's!!". Only one other phrase I hear not there..."Don't you even THINK about trying to put THAT in there.................that goes in the recycling bin"


AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.


TAGS: grandads birthday
Rating: 4.28/5

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7053 - July 10, 2011, 5:24 am
Too old to live..


BOBBY SANDS - I can has cheezburger?




SCENE KIDS -




PEACE -


TAGS: everyone reloads
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 9:24 pm

Thank you, Gas~~
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 5:26 pm

Thank you, Mao~
maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 2:04 pm
Good One, And Very On The Spot
gas - May 4, 2012, 11:57 am
LOL, great one!
lgvernon - May 3, 2012, 5:34 pm

Thanks, Elvis!
fatelvis - May 3, 2012, 5:29 pm
Nice! And fortunately the coffee was still brewing. 5L


BUTTHURT -


TAGS: butthurt aids
Rating: 3.75/5

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CANADA - June 15, 2010, 3:49 pm
lol


They see me rollin -


TAGS: kids roll
Rating: 1.89/5

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Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 10:29 am
..... It doesn't make sense.. but all make mustaches are horrible
Hmmm - November 2, 2008, 2:30 am
That doesn't even make sense. And that is an awful excuse for a mustache.
RRCCmom - September 25, 2008, 11:29 am
He's got "skillz"


NATURAL SELECTION -


TAGS: gene pool needs chlorine
Rating: 4.69/5

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garydunn2 - July 3, 2014, 6:10 pm
Gary- Man broke neck diving into lake, sued chamber of commerce, even though lake was posted no swimming. Chamber settled.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:04 pm
Warning: the fresh coffee you ordered might actually be hot!
Bandit5906 - September 22, 2013, 8:38 pm
Already tried by someone with a VW Beetle on the NY Parkway! His necktie aided in his demise!
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:57 pm
search the internet for frivolous lawsuits and see what you get. My fav is where a family sued Sea World when their son was killed swimming with a killer whale. (he was in the park after hrs). They claim there weren't warning signs about the killer whale.
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:46 pm
One of my favorite comedians. Great way to sum up the poster.
Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 5:34 am
"Just think of it as 'passive eugenics.'" ~George Carlin
CloudchaserS - September 7, 2013, 4:30 am
I have thought before that it seems that the courts don't like the "There shouldn't be a need for us to warn because that it's dangerous should be obvious" argument.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:17 am
Actually CCS, the real reason we have this prob (in the US at least) is because of lawsuits. Idiots sue companies when they do stupid things that get them hurt. BTW, that means normal people pay more for the products to offset the lawsuits.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:15 am
Hopefully, this poster of mine wasn't already done by Airman. My fav I saw was on a fan belt "stop motor first". Really? I'd like to see the guy who tries to put on a new fan belt while the engine is on.
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:42 pm
We're warning you about this because we think you have not enough common sense to see the obvious
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 6, 2013, 7:06 pm
Agreed. There is a sign on one of the gates at my work that says "Caution, Heavy truck traffic" It's a road FFS! There's no sign on the other gate though...so far, no one has been run over at either.


GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !


TAGS: greybeards amsome mother f ckers mustyk
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greeny - April 14, 2012, 8:08 am
140637


GODS TEAM -


TAGS: gods team 49ers football agnostic
Rating: 2.95/5

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ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:37 am
Fact of the matter... The Niners are batting 1.000. Steelers, a mere .857
ANON - November 4, 2009, 12:01 pm
Until now...you were one of my favorite motifakers RON...now...i might be sick...The NINERS??? REALLY? BLAH
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yeah, but I'm ok with that one more than the blatantly piss poor job back then. There were some other questionable calls to end this one as well, not QUITE as bad but yeah....hey THEY SHOULD ONLY HAVE 4!!! Fuckers....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:19 pm
Except are we forgeting that this last superbowl was handed to the Steelers by the Zebras...that was an out of bounds catch that won it for them!
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:17 pm
fitting that they all have determined the outcome of each others Championship records.
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:15 pm
I really do think that the steelers were given the Seattle super bowl. That was by far the most lopsided refereeing I've ever seen. So It could easily still be 5 all. And all three teams have battled it out in some very close games so It's kinda.....
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:09 pm
Well you forgot the eagles...oooops no you didn't!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:07 pm
Ya know MO between the 49ers, the Steelers *my fingers hurt after typing that* and Dallas there are no team that are close to these is superbowl wins
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:46 pm
See now Ron. I disagree whole heartedly. I actually made the trip to Texas Stadium to see a game before it was decommisioned. NIK and I got to see God's team whoop the hell outta the niners. Even though the rivalry has died since "the catch" days....


ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.


TAGS: abortion funny kids toilet potty training
Rating: 2.71/5

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John Sally - September 2, 2009, 7:04 am
LOL! I laughed so hard at this I literally shit my pants
mrawesomo's evil twin - August 29, 2009, 6:47 am
funny but watch out the christians are everywhere _>.


NEUTERING - The practical alternative to inbreeding.




PETS -


TAGS: yeah you have those kinds of crabs sure
Rating: 4.2/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 12:01 am
"CRABS"..... get it?
Cloudchaser - February 15, 2010, 11:57 pm
Good one, though a spider would have been creepier


THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google


TAGS: force powerful google search androids
Rating: 4.71/5

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KaneKrueger - September 29, 2011, 12:24 am
This is not the google you're using.


I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.


TAGS: jesus and the dinosaurs sounds like an 80s band
Rating: 4.19/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:43 pm
Just if the Bible described an event that would bury billions of dead thing in rock layers that were laid down by water all over the earth.
Budog - April 26, 2012, 8:53 am
And the Pastafarian's said, "Ramen"... 5L
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:25 pm
Creationist idiocy aside... funny poster. I give it five feathered dinosaurs.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:23 pm
"Making a whole skeleton from a fragment" is what is done when not enough remains are present to fully describe a species. They compare it to remains of a related and well-known form. It isn't unusual for descriptions to be updated as more info is avaible
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:22 pm
matt knows things.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:20 pm
Egal, most of the better known dinos are known from largely or entirely complete remains.. sometimes dozens or hundreds. Also fossilization is a very exact process. Not everything that dies and get burried becomes a fossil.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:18 pm
Egal, carbon dating is effective WITHIN A CERTAIN DATE RANGE: ~100,000 years. I'm not allowed nearly enough room in this reply to explain why but trying googling it. NO scientist has EVER used carbon dating on dinos. Colleagues would laugh them to death.
Mongo - July 5, 2010, 2:56 pm
Very clever...the dino looks like my new minnie wiener dog.
freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:07 pm
brilliant, 5 thumbs up
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:32 pm
Honestly folks, if there were thousands of one species, shouldn't there be at least one partial skeleton kicking about, a section of a thigh bone is hardly enough to build a full frame, I still laughed at the pic though =p
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:27 pm
Billions of years ago nothing exploded into a perfect order instead of the chaos that normally happens when things explode, Carbon dating is about as reliable as the scientists who make a whole skeleton from a fragment and say there were tons of that type
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:06 am
Nice.


APPARENTLY - It does


TAGS: does bear shit woods
Rating: 3.91/5

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mikieelmo - November 17, 2010, 11:08 am
Solved ! 5 l's


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: god needs some lols too
Rating: 4.41/5

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Rhinosaurus - August 21, 2010, 2:04 pm
5L Haw, well done as usual. @Bart - Genesis actually.
Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2010, 7:22 am
Amsome. A ton of class A motifakes n cubbyfakes this morning.
Hawamleh - August 19, 2010, 7:09 am
Me being the Inbred Muslim I Am, I Wouldnt Know Levictus if it ass raped me.... so yeah.
Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 4:09 am
Is this from Leviticus? 5/5
Derek - August 19, 2010, 3:26 am
Engel, angel, ange, ángel argh.
Derek - August 19, 2010, 1:46 am
...and then, the angle dislocated his leg.


NERDS - Die as you've lived.


TAGS: nerds computer
Rating: 4.36/5

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Zetmonk - May 12, 2012, 2:33 am
Nicely done Ice!
Icespade1 - May 11, 2012, 5:55 pm
I think it's a game guide
Zetmonk - May 11, 2012, 11:18 am
5 bucks says that Bible is only mom's wishful thinking.


FAVORITISM - Your parents lied when they said they loved you all equally


TAGS: favoritism birds parents
Rating: 3.44/5

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Kanidasha - June 13, 2010, 12:16 am
This was my first time ever seeing this picture when I came across it. But then again....this is the internet, nothing is original anymore.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow another version of #12063 which was plagiarized by #81378... not to mention the internet since 1991.


thepenisinhermouth -


TAGS: words
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 6:03 pm
Of COURSE that's not how I read it! Its ME! 5 L for bustin' me cold with that! 5 LOL lions!
GaryO - August 19, 2015, 10:51 am
O-h-h-h-h-h...5 Looks


HEY KID -


TAGS: kids pets dogs hot wheels
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - February 22, 2014, 7:08 pm
Love the old ones. Glad I can still vote on 'em.
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:31 am
I'm glad that I didn't upload my version of this poster! This is way better. 5
Airman - November 24, 2010, 3:58 pm
looks like we got us a future TSA worker
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 3:37 pm
LOL!


HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA




TRUE LOVE -




RETARDS - Easily Amused.




STRESS - It's hereditary, you get it from your kids !!


TAGS: stress it s hereditary you get it from your kids matt
Rating: 4.06/5

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Derek - January 10, 2010, 12:36 am
What's the cartoon strip called?


DEAR SANTA - I better get what I want for xmas this year, or prancer and dancer are next. Make it [email protected]#$!^% happen!




STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.


TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.11/5

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rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?


AIDS AND FAIL - The original poster was made of it




DIFFERENT - Dare to be different


TAGS: birds dare
Rating: 4.08/5

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ZOMBIE EX -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse ex headshot
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:25 am
"It's coming right for us".. 5 spent cartridges


LOVE - Yeah, yeah, yeah...... I love you too.


TAGS: love funny birds
Rating: 4.85/5

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R.S.Jake - July 1, 2011, 12:41 pm
Awesome!


AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."


TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


WORDS TO LIVE BY - May the gods of gaming smile upon you.


TAGS: words gaming ctrl alt del comics
Rating: 3.69/5

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boeweizer - November 7, 2009, 2:25 am
and whatever you shall bind on earth will be bound in heaven. so timmy you are banned from heaven
boeweizer - November 7, 2009, 2:25 am
srry this is gunn be long You hold the keys, and to whomever you open it is opened, and to whomever you close it is closed. This is what the good gentle Jesus said to Peter, whose place you take: 'Whatever you shall loose on earth will be loosed in heave
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 5:43 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAA So it is written...so it shall be done.


MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.


TAGS: ariel the little mermaid mermaids walt disney princess princesses redhead
Rating: 3.08/5

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jalfordbane - July 28, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey jalford... take your motifakes to a blog and get them off my internet. They're not as funny as you think.


THE MODS -


TAGS: mods
Rating: 4.36/5

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STP - April 22, 2013, 10:29 pm
...and therefore I must conclude that electrons taste like grape-ade.
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:40 am
:D Inspirational work, here.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:29 am
Touché, badger.
Freezzy - June 11, 2010, 10:57 pm
You hit the nail right on the head, 5 lions for you. P.S. Futurama is the shit!!


KIDS - Say the darndest things


TAGS: kids liberals obama democrats tea party
Rating: 3.4/5

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chickenlittle - January 25, 2014, 2:12 am
Gary and mooooooo, thanks for the laugh!! :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 10:56 pm
LMAO....I love new members, there hilarious.
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:47 pm
You tell ‘em, Mort. Ya had me at ‘there’….
MortGoldman - January 24, 2014, 9:25 pm
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
TED - March 19, 2010, 1:10 am
WAIT until they are old enough to know what has been done to them. Bush's debt was pocket "CHANGE"!
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:38 am
Tree... you have been around long enough to know we don't do politics here. Again... cease with the timmy-like stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:37 am
Take it to politifake.
Treehodger - January 12, 2010, 12:35 am
Both sides are fucked up. Bush drove us into debt with his needless spending. Obama will hurt us in the longrun. That $1 Trill? Where does it come from? Us. We don't have it though. It helps now, but in the future, BAM! Thank God for Ireland.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:18 pm
The perfect age to start making them close-minded.
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 1:17 pm
PARENTS....use their children as props!


F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....




TIS THE PRIVILEGE OF FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: friendship big lebowski nonsense
Rating: 3.77/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 30, 2013, 4:28 pm
Isn't that the guy from Day Of The Dead? I love that movie!
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:39 pm
Nihilists!
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 4:40 pm
That rug really tied the room together. 5 Caucasians for you.


MOMMMMMM -




MY HATERS - They can kiss my ass!




GIRLFRIEND - equation still in development


TAGS: nerds trying to get girls dlm4
Rating: 4.64/5

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Benlulz - September 18, 2010, 7:01 pm
Very nice ^^
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 12:45 pm
Perfect 5L


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

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InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


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